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[belting]

OPEN POST #001

just like it says on the tin! it's voicetesting time, babes. TEXTS / ACTION / PROMPTS / WHATEV UR HEART DESIRES #NAILEDIT

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text me!!

[realityshow]

I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.

[belting]

they do if their choreographer that they pay mad £££ tells them to

[realityshow]

I already do all the belly rolls!

[ and very well tyvm. ]

[belting]

& u do them spectacularly.
what'd floor humping ever do to u huh??

[realityshow]

Now, you're just flattering me. ☺️

It's not graceful.

[belting]

not graceful my ass!
i'd love to know what sort of right messed up humping ur doing if it's not graceful!

[realityshow]

I am a woman of many talents, and floor humping isn't one of them.

During girl group boot camp, I think everyone remembers that I struggled during the belly dancing lessons.

[belting]

hey, least u try.
just have him stick u in the back

[realityshow]

Not the worst idea, unless the choreography changes. He's toying with a few ideas.

[belting]

well
on second thought i'd like to formally rescind my previous suggestion as ive just now realized that sticking u in the back would mean hiding ur beautiful face from view. hopefully u can find it in ur heart to forgive me

[realityshow]

I think I can forgive you for that egregious misstep.

I don't mind being in the back anyway. I want the others to shine.

[belting]

( #GROSS )

ur humility is mindblowing.

[realityshow]

[ alkjdfklsdf ]

I didn't mean it that way! I really don't want to be in the front all the time.

[belting]

accept ur role as The Face of In Stereo!!
embrace it!! it's u!! no turning back!

[realityshow]

You know what always bothered me about B*witched? Edele Keavy always sang lead on every song.

[belting]

alright but thats b*bloodywitched
they thought butterfly clips were cool.
not ur fault if they maybe weren't as stacked vocally as u ladies.

[realityshow]

Butterfly clips were cool. That was a time before us, though. Ours is a time of sponges being marketed as top bun fillers.

I wish I could have gone to their reunion concerts. They let the other women sing.:)

Are you trying to butter me up?

[belting]

do u feel like ur being buttered up?

( srry, were there other parts of that text?? )

[realityshow]

Possibly...

[belting]

i am
possibly
yeah.

[realityshow]

I'd say you've succeeded, then.

[ why is it always weird when she texts her ]

[acousticals]

think of the tabloids

[realityshow]

I'd rather not tbh.

[acousticals]

literally why

they'll forget about it in a week

[realityshow]

I'll leave that to the professional floor humpers.