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[realityshow]

OPEN POST #002

hello from the other side TEXTS FROM LAST AWARDS SHOW #YOLO

Comments

tamsin ko.

[realityshow]

1. How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
2. He obviously doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
3. Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
4. [ text her! ]

[jcopeland]

Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night

[realityshow]

[ this was more information than tams anticipated in the morning. ]

This sounds like a less than fulfilling evening.

[jcopeland]

[oh my god.]

Oh my god

So it turns out you're not my brother

Which means he switched the names in my contact list again

At the risk of sounding like an ass since I texted you first who is this?

1

[belting]

many
y

[realityshow]

I worry for your stomach after this.

Are you going to a ball game?

[belting]

pls ive got a stomach of steel
anyway, singing the national anthem actually
pray i remember the bloody words

2!

[balancoire]

well clearly he needs to be educated
(or needed, assuming you already taught him the lesson)

[realityshow]

I hope he walked away having learned something.

As if I don't know how the music industry works.

[balancoire]

who was this idiot?

rosie harper!!!

[belting]

1 | its fkn 1 am and ur askin me if u should buy a plane ticket for a booty call
2 | hey i got 20% of the ppl home that i was responsible for. i cant be expected to do much more
3 | ive no interest in bein polite or heterosexual
4 | text. her. fam.

[corviss]

it is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task

[belting]

duh!!! u kno what u gotta do?
u gotta
M U L T I T A S K

[corviss]

buttdance AND do paperwork? impossible I'm not a superhuman

isabel martinez.

[balancoire]

1 ) You can be responsible and still be on that ho life

2 ) She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?

3 ) Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.

4 ) txt it (to her!)

3

[belting]

OMG
thank u for understanding that i wanted u to pick me up @ the club
not lick me up
omg

[balancoire]

anytime
which club btw?

[belting]

idk great q
the purple one

( #helpful )

georgie alves

[trustfundbaby]

1 • How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
2 • Who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a Sunday. Honestly? It'll take him hours to clean up the glitter.
3 • Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
4 • [ text her! ]

3!

[belting]

what else would i have said!!!

[trustfundbaby]

You could have offered to help her find it!

[belting]

im shit at finding things for myself let alone a random fan!!!
i thought she was cryin cos she was talkin to us and was like in awe or somethin
she caught me off guard

[realityshow]

Hours or days?

[trustfundbaby]

[ she is genuinely thinking about it tbh ]

At LEASt hours.

He probably used craft glitter though so it would be as ridiculous to handle as the glitter they use on our sets.

[realityshow]

Ew.

I'll bet all that effort wasn't worth it in the end.